The best of Norwegian pop

[martinemonster]

I usually love the places I come from. Those of you who've met me will probably have noticed this by my good-natured picking on Holmestrand (the town I grew up in). Much like my love for a sickly child who looks like a circus freak, I love my home town. I have the same, though slightly less negative, love for Norway, and thus, I would like to promote it's good music and excellent taste. Alas, this is not to be, because Norwegian pop sucks. Let me give you some examples:

Ingrid Olava - Only just begun: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qjP-rySg6Xo

and

Lene Alexandra - My boobs are okay: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE

and of course, Chris Lee - worry no http://youtube.com/watch?v=rndsEAYOurU

For those of you who've heard/seen these videos before, I'd like you to watch them again (or remember them with horror) and think of what messages the Norwegian music industry is sending to the rest of the world. For the rest of you, enjoy the "best" of Norwegian pop. *shudder*

I'm not saying all Norwegian music sucks. We have bands like Kaisers Orchestra, Madrugada and Dimmu Borgir, but these are not pop bands.

Comments

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

shh... shh... shh...

It's okay, honey. It's okay.

Don't let them get to you, babes.

*pats babes on head*

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

But but but...they played it on the radio. It's etched in my brain forever...aaaaaaaaarg! *re-learns how to breathe*