That's it, I'm done for. I've known for quite a while that my body doesn't like me, and I've tried for mutual hate. It's gone something along the lines of: Body: "Oh really Mind, you think you're gonna get to go to work this week? Well here you go, get a load of this cough!" Mind: "Well body, if you're trying these shenanigans, I'll just ignore them! Let's get cracking!" Body: "Oh, I'll escalate this conflict, here's a fever!" And so forth and so on...usually there's a tie where me (mind) has to take a day or two off, and Body decides to play fair for a good long while after that small victory.

But now, my body has obviously decided that this was my expiration date and from now on, every day I'm still alive is a freebie, and a painful freebie at that. I woke up this morning (yet again) from coughing, but this time, for fun it seems, I got this sudden, sharp pain in my left lung/side and it hurt so much I thought I was gonna throw up. It still hurts if I move/breathe/write/talk and the only reason I'm at work is because I'm refusing to stay home any more. Will you never be satisfied Body? It basically feels like someone has beat me with a baseball bat. Thanks world, now I'm really looking forward to that four course dinner at the fancy restaurant that I'm never gonna get to go to if I don't go with my work today. I hope nothing in my side is broken...

Please do that mumbo-jumbo sending me positive energy thing that Brian keeps talking about! I'm sure that we can beat my body into submission together!
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From: [identity profile] lurvelille.livejournal.com


du har hostet på deg et bristet ribbein vennen, og du er fortatt på jobb?

*sendemassemassemassemassemassemassemassemassemassepositivenergi*

Mned ubør gå og legg deg og drikke hostesaft med morfin i og te.. *pakke pledd godt rundt*

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


Takk! :)

Du må ikke si det sånn, da høres jeg jo gal ut...jeg foretrekker "du har litt vondt i siden så du burde sikkert sjekke det ut, men det er sikkert ikke noe ordentlig galt. gå på jobb du" som var min tanke...

From: [identity profile] akselwestlund.livejournal.com


If you're ill, stay at home! Going to work just to "spite your body" is incredibly stupid. Go to a doctor, get medication, stay at home, get well.

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


*sulk*

Problem is I'm not ill in the strictest sense of the word. That is, I'm not tired and slapp, I'm just in incredible pain if I move. I see the foolishness of my own argument as I'm spelling it out here...don't mention it, I'm going to the doctors' at 2 o'clock...

From: [identity profile] akselwestlund.livejournal.com


You've most likely got a busted rib. Stay the fuck home!Or god help me, I'll eat your eyeball.

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


I'd like to see you try mister! (or actually, I wouldn't since I've got that busted rib/muscles/whatever that'll inhibit me from fighting back. It would just be painful and kinda sad...and I like my eyeball)

From: [identity profile] aj-stalin.livejournal.com


Umm. Wow. I'm actually a bit embarrassed now, see... er... I umm don't really know how to tell you this, but, er... well ahem, you are not sick. I have actually been beating you with a baseball bat. I'm sorry, it was stupid, but I got really bored and I didn't think of the consequenses and now... so I feel really bad, okay? Really really sorry about this.

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


What?! I will kill you for this! I knew you were being jealous of me going to that swanky restaurant, but this?! I thought better of you you little meanie!

From: [identity profile] sandchigger.livejournal.com


Rest assured that good vibes are being beamed into low earth orbit from a location in Texas, then bouncing off a satellite and coming down right at your location. In the mean time, go to the fracking doctor! If it feels like you've been beaten about the lungs, go see someone about that...

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


Just got back. I pulled a few muscles or whatever, oh and maybe fractured a rib. I'm gonna be away from work again but just for a few days and with killer painkillers. I'll be okay...

From: [identity profile] sandchigger.livejournal.com


You coughed so hard that you FRACTURED A RIB?!?!?! Sweet baby jesus onna pogo stick, martine! STAY HOME! O.o

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


Okay then...I'll stay home. :( But I like procrastrinating at work. It makes me feel like a normal person. When I procrastrinate at home, it just makes me feel lazy...

From: [identity profile] sandchigger.livejournal.com


Fractured ribs are gawd's way of telling you that it's time to be a lazy butt. :p

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


Hmmm...and here I thought it was her way of telling me she hates me. Oh well, time to go home then I guess.

From: [identity profile] mirazandar.livejournal.com


or else someone will have to go all motherly on you and tie you to the bed to prevent you from going to work. *looks stern* And we wouldn't want that would we?.

And take the test. it's awsome, or perhaps random..

From: [identity profile] mirazandar.livejournal.com


huh, en pupp. jeg trodde eg adde et annet bilde, dette her, av katten bengt

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


jeg fant ut det perfekte ikonet jeg skulle brukt på en kommentar akkurat et øyeblikk etter at jeg postet det. jeg har eddie izzard som later som han er gud, og jeg skrev om gud. See the connection?

From: [identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com


*looks down* No, we wouldn't want that *sulk sulk*

I will, just not now...
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