martinemonster

I figuered I'd take this since my friend marthe took it, but it seems I'm not that good. I had to bold a lot...

One of those embarassing memoars
[bold the ones you’ve NEVER done]
- Been drunk
- Smoked pot
- Kissed a member of the opposite sex
- Kissed a member of the same sex
- Crashed a friend’s car
- Been to Japan
- Been in a taxi
- Been in love
- Had sex in public
- Been dumped
- Done cocaine
- Shoplifted (embarrazing story...don't ask)
- Been fired
- Been in a fist fight
- Had group intercourse (group is 5+)
- Snuck out of my parent’s house
- Been tied up
- Been caught masturbating
- Regretted having sex with someone
- Been arrested
- Made out with a stranger
- Stolen something from my job
- Celebrated New Year’s in Time Square
- Gone on a blind date
- Lied to a friend
- Had a crush on a teacher
- Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
- Been to Europe
- Skipped school
- Slept with a co-worker
- Cut myself on purpose
- Had sex at the office - does at school count?
- Been married
- Been divorced
- Had sex with more than one person in the same week
- Posed nude
- Gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them ...not on purpose? does that count? ...guess it does
- Killed anyone
- Received scars from my sex partner
- Thrown up in a bar
- Purposely set a part of myself on fire.
- Eaten sushi
- Been snowboarding.
- Had sex at a friend’s house while they were throwing a party
- Had sex in a dressing room
- Flashed anyone
- Met anyone from online.