martinemonster

This time I was at a two-day conference. I was about thirty years old and extremely gorgeous.

Anyways, at the beginning of the evening I was dancing with a beautiful woman and having fun. Then it turns out that all the fun can be had in the kitchen so I naturally go in there. They're watching pornos on a projector and drinking hard liquor.

I naturally sit down and drink until I'm blasted. Then a friend of my brother shows up and I, trying to make a good impression on this lovely redhead (did I mention that this dream had only beautiful women and quite ugly men in it?), go out of the kitchen to introduce myself. By this time, however, I am to drunk to stay on my feet and I bang into a wall, take four steps while smiling desperately and land on my butt on the floor. She laughs at me. Luckily Ellen comes by and says "there's gypsies outside.

They can tell us our fortune, come on" and I am naturally no longer drunk. The gypsies are having some sort of argument when we turn up though, since the youngest member of the family is going to be sold away as a bride. The mother refuses to listen to the girl, who says that she wants to look like herself in the pictures, and forces her to first dress up in really weird make up

and then in a bear costume.

That's when the girl starts crying and says that if her mother thinks she is that fat, then no wonder the only way a guy could want her was if she was in a bear suit. The mother folds and the girl get to take the pictures the way she wants to. She blinks at me. Then the mother wants to tell us our fortune and invites us into her trailer. All she has time to say is "bad things are coming" and then everything grows dark. I hurry back inside the conference hall to my room and change from dress clothes to regular clothes, consisting of really tight black clothing and lots and lots of guns.

But I am already too late. When I come out most of the people I know have been taken prisoner. It is me, Ellen and a few others left. I secure the others in a room, and go after the three bad guys myself. It is not until I am alone in a room, hidden away that I remember that these are not regular bad guys, and my guns will probably not hurt them. Pink, putrid fog starts to seep into the room even though I made sure that it was air tight and something horrid starts to manifest.

I hit it with my laser gun until it explodes and is no more. Two bad guys to go. I feel better and start hunting them. I find the second bad guy. He looks to be human (actually he looks exactly like Rolf Tommy for those who know him)

and I try to hit him with my laser gun. It malfunctions. I am left with only two rather small handguns. I empty the magazines of both first into the back of his head, and so into his eyes, but he only laughs at me. Then he starts coming for me. Luckily Ellen shows up with an M16 in her hands