Marriage

[martinemonster]

It seems like people are getting married all over the place this summer, and I've yet to get invited to anything barring a drunken invitation to the wedding of a guy I once fucked, but until I see that invitation in writing, I'm not counting on it. It makes me feel a bit cheated. So if you're getting married, won't you invite me? I promise not to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake, and I will bring a present and wear a pretty dress.

Comments

[gypsyboots.livejournal.com]

Ha, I've never even been to a wedding! Been to about 10 funerals, but never a wedding.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Weddings are a lot more fun, trust me. There's alcohol and dancing and people desperate to get laid.

[gypsyboots.livejournal.com]

Hence why I'll probably never get invited to one! People know far too well what I get like when there's free alcohol and men involved XD

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Ass...maybe that's my problem too? (Or maybe it's just that almost all my friends are single right now)

[dream20.livejournal.com]

If I ever get married, you'll make the guest list.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

*hearts you*

Good woman!

[dream20.livejournal.com]

That's an "if" on the marriage though. It could take awhile. I'll let you know though. ^_~

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

You're totally invited to my next wedding. Mind you, I'll never marry again. But it's the thought that counts, innit?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

When were you ever married? It's like I don't know you at all...

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

I was married before I knew you, Martine. :)

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Well, tell me all the juicy parts: who was she? what happened?

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

I like to say we just grew apart.

What really happened was she stopped taking her depression medication (because it caused her to gain weight), became depressed, blamed me for all manner of issues, then eventually left when she decided she would be happier that way.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sucks man. Couldn't she just change brands?

Anyways, it's probably for the best.

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* it's in the past

[dm-hpcrazy.livejournal.com]

i will invite youuuuu - you just have to whichever country i am getting married in :D

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Excellent! And if you pull of a big, Indian wedding, I'd be doubly excited! :D

(If I ever get married, you're invited too of course)

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

And I promise to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake. But I will bring pressies and wear pretty, however not too pretty dresses.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Sweet!