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[martinemonster]

At least when you're spending Friday night on the couch.


I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

I am Chocolate Flavoured. I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt. What Flavour Are You?

Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are "kind of" true.

♫ I am 5'4 or shorter.
♫ I think I'm ugly.
♫ I have many scars.
♫ I tan easily.
♫ I wish my hair was a different color.
♫ I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
♫ I have a tattoo.
♫ I am self-conscious about my appearance.
♫ I have/had had braces.
♫ I wear glasses.
♫ I'd get plastic surgery.
♫ I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
♫ I have had more than two piercings.
♫ I have freckles.

family/home life
♫ I've sworn at my parents.
♫ I've run away from home.
♫ I've been kicked out of the house.
♫ My biological parents are together.
♫ I have a sibling less than one year old.
♫ I want children someday.
♫ I have children.
♫ I've lost a child.

embarrassment
♫ I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
♫ Disney movies still make me cry.
♫ I've snorted while laughing.
♫ I've laughed so hard I've cried.
♫ I've glued my hand to something.
♫ I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
♫ I've had my pants rip in public.

health
♫ I've had stitches.
♫ I've broken a bone.
♫ I've had my tonsils removed.
♫ I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
♫ I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
♫ I've had serious surgery.
♫ I've had chicken pox.

traveling
♫ I've driven over 200 miles in a day.
♫ I've been on a plane.
♫ I've been to North America.
♫ I've been to Niagara Falls.
♫ I've been to Japan.
♫ I've been to Europe.
♫ I've been to Africa.

experiences
♫ I've been lost in the city.
♫ I've seen a shooting star.
♫ I've wished on a shooting star.
♫ I have seen a meteor shower.
♫ I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
♫ I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
♫ I've been to a casino.
♫ I've been skydiving.
♫ I've gone skinny dipping.
♫ I've played spin the bottle.
♫ I've crashed a car.
♫ I've been skiing.
♫ I've been in a play.
♫ I've met someone in person from the internet.
♫ I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
♫ I've seen the northern lights.
♫ Sat on a roof at night.
♫ I've played chicken.
♫ I've seen the RHPS.
♫ I've eaten sushi.
♫ I've been snowboarding.

relationships
♫ I'm single.
♫ I'm in a relationship.
♫ I'm available.
♫ I'm engaged.
♫ I'm married.
♫ I've gone on a blind date.
♫ I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
♫ I have a fear of abandonment.
♫ I've been divorced.
♫ I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
♫ I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
♫ I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
♫ I've kept something from a past relationship.

sexuality
♫ I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
♫ I've kissed a member of the same gender.
♫ I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
♫ I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
♫ I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
♫ I am a cuddler.
♫ I've been kissed in the rain.
♫ I've had sex outdoors.
♫ I've hugged a stranger.
♫ I have kissed a stranger.
♫ I have had sex with a stranger.

honesty/crime
♫ I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
♫ I have lied to my parents about where I am.
♫ I am keeping a secret from the world.
♫ I've cheated while playing a video game.
♫ I've cheated on a test.
♫ I've driven through a red light.
♫ I've been suspended from school.
♫ I've witnessed a crime.
♫ I've been in a fist fight.
♫ I've been arrested.
♫ I've shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol
♫ I've consumed alcohol.
♫ I have/do smoke cigarettes.
♫ I have/do smoke pot.
♫ I regularly drink.
♫ I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
♫ I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
♫ I've done hard drugs.
♫ I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
♫ I can't swallow pills.
♫ I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

random
♫ I can sing well.
♫ I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
♫ I open up to others too easily.
♫ I watch the news.
♫ I don't kill bugs.
♫ I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
♫ I fucking swear regularly.
♫ I sing in the shower.
♫ I am a morning person.
♫ I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
♫ I'm a snob about grammar.
♫ I am a sports fanatic.
♫ I play with my hair.
♫ I've had 'x's in my screen name.
♫ I love being neat.
♫ I love spam.
♫ I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
♫ I bake well.
♫ I don't know how to shoot a gun.
♫ I am in love with love.
♫ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
♫ I laugh at my own jokes.
♫ I eat fast food weekly.
♫ I believe in ghosts.
♫ I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
♫ I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
♫ I am really ticklish.
♫ I love white chocolate.
♫ I bite my nails.
♫ I play video games.
♫ I'm good at remembering faces.
♫ I'm good at remembering names.
♫ I'm good at remembering dates.
♫ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
♫ My answers are totally honest.

Comments

Hope that is where you want to be.

[abigor60.livejournal.com]

I only managed to last 42 seconds longer than you did with a velociraptor. It looks like chaining ourselves to dinosaurs is not a good hobby. I bet it is also way too expensive.

I also have to envy you. Your taste test came out chocolate; mine came out menthol. You are sought after by everyone. I am used to cover things that smell and taste incredibly nasty.

Re: Hope that is where you want to be.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

I know! I was certainly pleased to turn out to be commonly regarded as awesome. ;)

And yes, Friday night on the couch was very nice.