Lembas bread

[martinemonster]

Patients often (or, sometimes at least) give us presents. Mostly for Armando, and mostly chocolate meaning that I can't have any of it. Which sucks. But today, a patient gave us a huge box of crackers. And they're awesome. They're called Sky Crackers and they taste all buttery and salty. And do you know the best part? They work sorta like lembas bread. I took two tiny crackers just to taste them (since I was dying of hunger and had no time for lunch) and I haven't been hungry since. They're like the best friend of the wannabe anorectic or the really stressed out person with no food handy.

Comments

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

Actually, the secret ingredient is LSD.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

You know, that would be awesome. A whole box of free drugs? Sadly, I don't think our patients love us that much.

You do not get hungry on LSD?

[abigor60.livejournal.com]

It has been a while but, I do not recall LSD being an appetite suppressant. I guess you could just be too distracted to eat.

Re: You do not get hungry on LSD?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wouldn´t know. All innocent and all...

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if those things work while your high :D That would be awsome, one box could be all you need. It would realy save some money, since getting high tends to be expensive, foodwise ;)

[purplebookfairy.livejournal.com]

Tis post made me think of hobbits. Hobbits are cute. :)

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like hobbits. :)