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I'm done for the year. All books are put back in their shelves, all the exams are handed in and passed (quite well, actually), all Christmas presents are bought and soon my bags will be packed to go home to Holmestrand for Christmas. Only trouble is, my flatmate has the key to the mailbox and I'm waiting for the last Christmas-present to come in the mail. Also, he has the key to the basement where my bags are. So I'm stuck here, waiting for him to get home.
And speaking of mail, I just got the most amazing Christmas present in the mail the other day.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chesire_monkey, you are absolutely amazing! I cannot believe you did that! *huggles you*
And thank you so much for the Spike figureabigor60. So cool. Both Spikey and the picture of the three of us at the California state fair is up in the book shelve outlooking my living room.
Again, thank you both so much! It was way too much! (You should have let me know so I could have sent you more than a couple of CD's and a card.) Merry Christmas!
And what do I do when I have to wait? I do meme's!
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard/Wizard (2nd/2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-11
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-13
Charisma-18
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
Secondary Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)
Also, my bail is set at $ 620
you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've
Just read the "offense" and read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 (all kids do)
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
O. K , now tally up your answers, Copy and past and repost...... In the subject of your post put "My Bail Is...
And speaking of mail, I just got the most amazing Christmas present in the mail the other day.
chesire_monkey, you are absolutely amazing! I cannot believe you did that! *huggles you* And thank you so much for the Spike figure
abigor60. So cool. Both Spikey and the picture of the three of us at the California state fair is up in the book shelve outlooking my living room. Again, thank you both so much! It was way too much! (You should have let me know so I could have sent you more than a couple of CD's and a card.) Merry Christmas!
And what do I do when I have to wait? I do meme's!
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard/Wizard (2nd/2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-11
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-13
Charisma-18
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
Secondary Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)
Also, my bail is set at $ 620
you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've
Just read the "offense" and read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 (all kids do)
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
O. K , now tally up your answers, Copy and past and repost...... In the subject of your post put "My Bail Is...
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My baile is set at $505,5
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And well, I went swimming a lot, I just really, really believed that if I didn't piss in it, then nobody else did either and thus I wasn't swimming in, splashing in and accidentally swallowing piss. So I guess all kids don't do that.
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Wow! You were eigther the smartest kid ever or you don't really remember what you did at the age of 3 :p
I'm REALLY bored at job today...
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Ability Scores:
Strength-14
Dexterity-15
Constitution-14
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-13
Charisma-14
Alignment:
Neutral Evil A neutral evil villain does whatever he can get away with. He is out for himself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. He has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make him any better or more noble. On the other hand, he doesn�t have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the best alignment you can be because you can advance yourself without regard for others. However, neutral evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
At least I got a cool alignment.
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This bail thing is stupid. I didn't even get 400. I thought flight risk and priors was important?
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yeah, well, I'm pragmatic too, at least when it comes to people who're less than really good friends. I mean, just look at who we took with us on our flight from the zombies. It's not like we'll steal a bus and take loads of people. (And I still say Marthe should steal her own car and meet us outside Oslo. Going back for someone is the classic zombie-movie mistake. We should know better.)
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I'm glad your presents got there. We had a fun time filling the box making sure we didn't forget anything (of course, it was sent 4 months after it was supposed to be sent), but at least we could add Christmas presents to the box. =D
*big damn hugs*
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And the box was utterly amazing. Best Christmas present ever!
*hugs you back*
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My character
Ability Scores:
Strength- 15
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 17
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 14
Man, I have some good stats. Never played as a druid before. I have been a half-elf more than a few times.
I am glad you liked your gifts. I only wish it could have been more. I was going to find out my bail, but I think I will keep that a mystery for now.
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Of course I loved the gifts! They were awesome! *hugs you*
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(I never send cards so it would basically just be a pretty guilt-trip for me not sending one to you. These nice little messages are so much easier and better. See, we go for that.)
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- What, but, but why? My plane leaves in half an hour.
- We suspect you are carrying weaponized guilt with you, and we cannot allow you to board your plane before we are certain you are not.
- What do you mean, weaponized guilt? That's the silliest thing I've heard in ages! You can't just come here and accuse me of such nonsensical... nonsense! I have to get home to my family before Christmas, my dear old mum is really weak, I'm afraid this is the last Christmas she's with us and...
- He's using it! GET HIM!
[The closest TSA guy kick the traveller in the knees while everyone draws their sidearms. A really big guy places his knee in the back of the now collapsed travellers back and starts putting plastic handcuffs on him)
- That was really stupid of you. Attacking public servants with weaponized guilt, carries a minimum sentence of 20 years. Not to mention the beatings we are going to administer on the back room.
- Arkh.
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What's the point of having a doomsday device if you don't use it.
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Gotta go eat christmas dinner now.
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For a given value of 'help'. Anywho, back to making tacos. Mmm... tacolicious!