Survey stolen from Aina who stole it from Mildred who stole it from...

[martinemonster]

Appearance
I am shorter than 5ft 4.[ ]
I think Im ugly, even sometimes.[ ]
I have many scars.[x]
I tan easily.[x]
I wish my hair was a different colour.[ ]
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.[x]
I have a tattoo.[ ]
I am self-conscious about my appearance.[x]
I have/ have had braces.[ ]
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [ ]
Ive been told Im attractive by a complete stranger. [x]
I have more than 2 piercings. [ ]
I have piercings in places besides my ears.[x]
I have freckles.[ ]

Family/Home Life
Ive sworn at my parents.[x]
Ive run away from home.[x]
Ive been kicked out of the house. [ ]
My parents are together. [x]
I have a sibling less than forty years old.[x]
I want to have babies someday. [x]
Ive had children. [ ]
I have a dog/cat/fish/vampire bunny [ ]

School/Work
Im in school.[x]
I have a job. [x]
Ive fallen asleep at work/school. [x]
I almost always do my homework. [x]
Ive missed a week or more of school. [x]
Ive been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years. [?]
I failed more than 1 class last year [ ]
Ive stolen something from my job. [x]
Ive been fired. [ ]
Ive skipped school. [x]

Embarrassment
Ive slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. [ ]
Disney movies still make me cry. [x]
Ive peed from laughing. [ ]
Ive snorted while laughing. [ ]
Ive laughed so hard Ive cried. [x]
Ive glued my hand to something. [x my fingers glued together]
Ive laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. [x]
Ive had my pants rip in public [x whilst changing the windows at my store actually, leaving my ass bare for all to see...]


Health
I've been tested & have no stds[x]
I would date someone with an std [ ]
I was born with a disease/impairment. [ ]
Ive gotten stitches. [ ]
Ive broken a bone. [ ]
Ive had my tonsils removed. [ ]
Ive sat in a doctors office with a friend. [x]
Ive had my wisdom teeth removed. [ ]
I had a serious surgery. [ ]
Ive had chicken pox. [ ]

Traveling
Ive driven over 200 miles in one day. [x]
Ive been on a plane.[x]
Ive been to Canada. [ ]
Ive been to Mexico. [ ]
Ive been to Paisley Park. [ ]
Ive been to Japan. [ ]
Ive Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. [ ]
Ive been to Europe. [x]
Ive been to Africa. [ ]
I've celebrated New Years in New York. [ ]


Experiences
Ive gotten lost in my city. [x]
Ive seen a shooting star. [x]
Ive wished on a shooting star. [x]
Ive seen a meteor shower. [x]
Ive gone out in public in my pajamas. [x]
Ive pushed all the buttons on an elevator [x]
Ive kicked a guy where it hurts. [ ]
Ive been to a casino. [x]
Ive been skydiving. [ ]
Ive been an abuse victim. [ ]
Ive gone skinny dipping. [x]
Ive played spin the bottle. [x]
Ive drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. [ ]
Ive crashed a car [x]
Ive been Skiing. [x]
Ive been in a play. [x]
Ive met someone in person from the internet [x]
I dated someone from the internet [ ]
I've been stalked by someone on the internet [ ]
Ive caught a snowflake on my tongue. [x]
Ive seen the Northern Lights. [x]
Ive sat on a roof top at night.[x]
Ive played chicken. [ ]
Ive played a prank on someone. [x]
Ive ridden in a taxi. [x]
Ive seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. [ ]
Ive eaten Sushi. [x]
Ive been snowboarding. [x]

Relationships
Im single [ ]
Im in a relationship. [x]
Im engaged.[ ]
Im married.[ ]
Ive had someone cheat on me. [ ]
Ive gone on a blind date. [ ]
Ive been the dumpee more than the dumper. [ ]
I can't be friends with ex's, even when I'm the dumper [ ]
I miss someone right now. [ ]
I have a fear of commitment. [ ]
I have a fear of abandonment. [ ]
Im in love. [x]
Ive cheated in a relationship. [ ]
I would rather date someone who was intellectual, than hot [ ]
Ive gotten divorced. [ ]
Ive had feelings for someone who didnt have them back. [ ]
Ive told someone I loved them when I didnt. [ ]
Ive told someone I didnt love them when I did. [x]
Ive kept something from a past relationship. [ ]


Sexuality
Ive had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
Ive had a crush on a teacher. [x]
I am a cuddler. [x]
I love to flirt. [x]
Ive been kissed in the rain. [x]
Ive hugged a stranger. [x]
I have kissed a stranger. [x]
Ive accidentally flashed someone. [x]
Ive purposefully flashed someone. [x]
Ive slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex.[x]
Ive slept all night in a bed with a person of the same sex. [x]
Ive bitten someone. [x]
Ive been bitten [x]
I am bisexual or homosexual [x]
Ive kissed a member of the same sex. [x]
Ive kissed a member of the same sex on the lips. [x]
I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. [x]
Ive slept with a co-worker. [ ]
Ive made out in an elevator. [x]
Ive had sex in a car. [x]
Ive had sex in the shower. [x]
I have/had an STD [ ]
I'd rather enjoy sex with someone I have feelings for than some random person [x]
I'm a virgin [ ]


Honesty/Crime
I have thrown pumpkins at cars, and have seriously injured someone "because of this" [ ]
I have lied to my parents about where I am. [x]
I am keeping a secret from the world. [x]
Ive done something I promised someone else I wouldnt [x]
Ive done something I promised myself I wouldnt. [ ]
Ive snuck out of my house [x]
Ive cheated while playing a game. [x]
Ive cheated on a test. [ ]
Ive shot someone b4 [ ]
Ive been shot b4 [ ]
I've been shot at [ ]
Ive ran a red light. [ ]
Ive been suspended from school. [ ]
Ive witnessed a crime. [ ]
Ive walked around a neighborhood, digging through mailboxes, looking for christmas cards with cash in them with an ex who was much more smacked out than i was [ ]
Ive been in a fist fight. [x -well, if me hitting someone repeatedly and that certain someone crying, then yes]
Ive been arrested. [ ]
Ive shoplifted. [x]
I have downloaded the new Prince single "Te Amo Corazon" illegally, when I could have easily waited less than 20 hours to download it officially [ ]


Drugs/Alcohol
Ive consumed alcohol. [x]
I regularly drink. [x]
Ive passed out from drinking.[ ]
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. [ ]
I smoke [x]
Ive taken painkillers when I didnt need them. [ ]
Im a stoner. [ ]
Ive snorted cocaine. [ ]
Ive eaten shrooms. [ ]
Ive popped E. [ ]
Ive inhaled Nitrous. [ ]
I have cough drops when Im not sick. [ ]
I cant swallow pills. [I prefare not to...]
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem [ ]
AND WITHOUT WATER! [ ]

Depression and Self-harm
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. [ ]
I shut others out when Im depressed. [x]
I take anti-depressants. [ ]
Im anorexic or bulimic. [ ]
Ive slept an entire day when I didnt need it. [ ]
Ive hurt myself on purpose. [ ]
Im addicted to self harm.[ ]
I often hold petty grudges that are pretty meaningless, but hold them regardless[ ]
Ive woken up crying. [x]
Ive cried myself to sleep. [x]
I see a therapist. [ ]
Ive seen a therapist. [x]

Death and Suicide
Im afraid of dying. [ ]
I hate funerals.[yes, but mostly because everybody are crying because some priest who didn't even know the poor bugger is holding a decent, but not good speech. I prefer not going]
Ive seen someone dying. [x]
Someone close to me has attempted suicide. [ ]
Someone close to me has committed suicide. [ ]
Ive planned my own suicide [ ]
Ive attempted suicide. [ ]
I can recite a satanic destruction ritual word for word [ ]
Ive written a eulogy for myself. [ ]

Materialism
I own over 5 rap CDs. [ ]
I own an iPod or MP3 player.[x]
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [ ]
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.[ ]
I own something from Hot Topic.[ ]
I own something from Goodwill [ ]
I collect comic books. [ ]
I own something from The Gap. [ ]
I own something I got on e-bay [x] .
I own something from Abercrombie.[ ]

Political/Social Attitudes

In general, I dont like people.[ ]
Im a feminist.[x don't understand how anyone who's intelligent could not be, regardless of gender...]
Im very outgoing. [x]
I listen to political music. [x GATAS!]
Im Democratic. [ not from the US]
Im Republican. [ ]
Im liberal. [ ]
I have political views that defy this stupid survey [x]
I dont like Bush because he is dumb.[x not mute but stupid]
I dont like Bush with my own reasons to back it up. [x]
Im religious. [ ]
Im against homosexual marriage. [ ]
I dress fairly modestly.[ ]
My attitude is, "If youve got it, flaunt it" [x yes indeed]
Im pro-choice. [x]

Random
I can sing well. [x i hope so...]
Ive stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. [ ]
I open up to others easily. [x i guess so..]
I watch the news. [x]
I dont kill bugs. [x]
I despise people who don't write back[ ]
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme [x]
I curse regularly. [x]
I sing in the shower. [x]
I am a morning person. []
I paid for my cell phone ring tone. [ ]
Im a snob about grammar. [ ]
I am a sports fanatic [ ]
I twirl my hair [ ]
I have "x"s in my screen name. [ ]
I like being neat [ ]
I enjoy the musical stylings of Sam Shanks[what?]
I bake well.[x]
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue[x among others]
I would wear pajamas to school. [x -haven't yet, but probably will...]
I know how to shoot a gun. [ ]
I am in love... with the love your heart... provides.... [x]
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [oh god no!]
I laugh at my own jokes. [x if you don't laugh at your own jokes, why should anyone else lauhg at them?]
I eat fast food weekly. [ ]
I believe in ghosts. [x]
I am online 24/7, even as an away message. [ ]
Ive not turned anything in and still gotten an A in a certain class [x]
I cant sleep if there is a spider in the room. [ I like spiders...spiders kill ants!]
I believe that the sun should be destroyed.. if no one could see the color of each others skin, we wouldn't know what race anyone is, and therefore, racism would be abolished.. forever.. (HAHAHA!!!) [wow, that is one of the most stupid things I have ever heard]
I am really ticklish. [ ]
I love white chocolate. [ ]
I bite my nails. [ ]
I play video games. [ ]
Im good at remembering faces. [x]
Im good at remembering names [ ]
Im good at remembering dates. [ ]
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [ ]
My answers are totally honest [x]

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