the Plan!

[martinemonster]

I think I’ve finally figured this world out. It goes like this: Nobody gets to have three things at once. Take me for instance, I’m both pretty and smart. This means I cannot have good health as well. Now, I’ve been okay with that for as long as I can remember, after all I’d rather have looks and brains than general health, but now, as I entering the third month of the hellish houseparty of germs that is my body (anyone ever wondered why the major never liked germs. Come by my place and I’ll show you!), I realize that something has to be done. And I have a plan. *pointing at a neatly made powerpoint presentation*

First: I need you guys to find me the body of a relatively young girl with looks and good health, but who lacks smarts and maybe even have a bad personality.

I'm just tossing out an example picture of what she could look like:


Then: I need to find a doctor, and persuade him (maybe like this:)
to switch our brains.



Et voila! I'll be a beautiful, smart and healthy woman with no problems whatsoever.



So? are you guys in?

(oh, and if you're wondering why I have this plan. I've just been diagnosed with peep cough (yes, it might be contagius Aina, but I'm on supermeds to make sure I'm not) and halsbetennelse (that thing where you get a soare throat and cannot eat solid foods because it hurts too much). I hate my body...)