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First of all, me, Aina and Marthe went and saw the game last night (West Ham v. Tottenham) and it was riveting. No, seriously, we yelled and almost cried when, in the last six minutes of the game, Tottenham scored two goals and finally won 4-3 against our lovely West Ham. Next game is Saturday 17th and we will be at the pub watching with beer and more yelling. They’re playing Blackburn and they better win!
In other news I went out on Friday, my parents came in on Saturday and helped fix my shower curtain plus gave me lots of fruit and on Sunday I had coffee with [Bad username or site: ”mirazandar” @ livejournal.com] before the game. All in all a very awesome weekend!
[There's a whole weird set-up story for why there's a TV Fairy, but we don't need to know that. There's a TV Fairy.]
Now, the fairy has only TV-related powers, and so she offers you the chance to go back in time and retroactively CHANGE the history of your favorite TV shows with 3.5 wishes!
You can go back in time and erase from the fabric of TV history THREE individual episodes of any TV show you want! The rest of the series(es) will not be altered. What do you choose?
1. BSG - Black Market
Do I even need to explain this one? Worst episode of anything ever. I just wished it would end…
2. Angel – Lonely Hearts
I just don’t like that episode. I wish it could have been skipped and they’d have introduced Kate differently. It’s just a lot worse that the entire rest of the season.
3. Angel – the cautionary tale of numero chico
God how I hate that episode of Angel. Again, it’s one of those episodes that is just so much worse than the entire rest of the otherwise brilliant season. The mask was stupid, the flashbacks were unnecessary and the plot was just a bad idea. Take it away!
You can go back in time and revive ONE unfairly cancelled television show and return it to the annals of TV history!* *CHOOSE WISELY, because if you attempt to revive more than one show, the wish will backfire and you'll instead be treated to a whole bunch of crappy made-for-TV "reunion" movies full of replacement actors.
Firefly. Need I say more?
LIFE AND DEATH! You can now bring ONE character back from the dead... and, to restore the balance, you must also kill off a character! They don't have to be from the same fandom.
Ben from Dark Angel. He could have just gone around being this totally mental, crazy superhuman. It would have been awesome. Plus, extra Jensen-time!
Oh, and I’d kill of Lois Lane from Smallville. Yeah, that’s right, just die bitch, die!
Bonus tradeoff: you can delete a single scene, relationship pairing or plot arc from any series that gave you hives... AND you can plug in any one [scene, pairing, plot arc] that you never got to see!
No Dee/Lee. I never liked them together anyway. Take her away!
Happy threesome between Gunn/Fred/Wesley. I mean, they’d all be happier together right? Instead of Wesley being all snappy the turtle, and Gunn and Fred being all cautiously happy together.
Second meme:
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner who pays?
We split the bill (I always split the bill)
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.
I feel like the question is missing here…is it where I flee to? Or what my alias would be? If the second one: Catalina da Silva or Cecilia Killmaster (because Killmaster is the coolest last name in the entire world)
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Masturbating into a banana peel (see weeds if you don’t get it) or getting a blowjob
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo. This shouldn’t be a question…
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
I always wanted that pretty yellow silk dress I once saw in a store, but I think I got all the toys I wanted, no, wait, I wanted a bb gun.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
Jensen Ackles, Christina Ricci, Jude Law
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
being abusive
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
One scene in Shortbus really freaked me out…but I scare easily.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Don’t remember, there’s so many. I think my favourite would be the lovely sentence said to an 18 year old: “But of course you’ll get in to this club, you’re balding already!” I like to place my foot in my mouth…
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Sushi, chocolate, ice cream, pizza, soft nummy cakes, curry, those onion-thingies Aksel makes, chocolate cake, and peas.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I’ve never read Dostoevsky.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Cuba again
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
climb mountains in Himalaya
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Who wouldn’t want a wombat?
16. A drug you'll never try?
cocaine, I’ve even been offered and said no.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
A cat, lazy and awesome
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Kim
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I like to write stuff
20. First celebrity crush?
Michael J. Fox in Back to the future, or Christina Ricci in Addams Family (don’t know which one I saw first)
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
I don’t know; a spatula?
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
rolls
24. Favorite parody movie?
Another gay movie
25. Worst way to die?
being poured boiling water over until I die. Or burned alive
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I’ve seen nasty scars, but the worst injury I’ve ever seen is my own hole in the head.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
see last question.
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
um, we don’t have it. I’m from Norway.
29. Sport you hate the most?
skiing, not when I do it, when it’s on tv and everybody else is watching (not paying attention to me)
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
San Francisco!
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
music and guitar playing
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Actor: Rigth now it’s Jensen Ackles, but I always love Steve Buscimi (or how you spell his name?)
Actress: Scarlett Johansen and Christina Ricci
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Are you okay? (If it looks like I’m not okay, why ask?)
34. What makes an awesome party?
alcohol
35. What's your favorite material obsession?
shoes!
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
"you’re promiscuous"
37. Favorite kind of dog?
I don’t like dogs
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
cotton candy
39. Morning or night person?
night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
drinking on week days
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
I don't buy stuff on ebay, or, I bought a pair of shoes there once
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
pizza or shawarma
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Probably either playing rpgs, watching movies, sleeping, having sex or still out on the town.
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Aina, she never tires…or Martin when he’s ninja-martin
45.Worst job you've ever had?
I think it might be this one…
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
My general health
47. Favorite cereal?
not my thing
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Anita Blake –Vampire hunter (I like them even though they’re trashy)
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I stole holy water from a church…
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I think the time me, aksel and marthe went as a water molecule. I was the Oxygen…
In other news I went out on Friday, my parents came in on Saturday and helped fix my shower curtain plus gave me lots of fruit and on Sunday I had coffee with [Bad username or site: ”mirazandar” @ livejournal.com] before the game. All in all a very awesome weekend!
[There's a whole weird set-up story for why there's a TV Fairy, but we don't need to know that. There's a TV Fairy.]
Now, the fairy has only TV-related powers, and so she offers you the chance to go back in time and retroactively CHANGE the history of your favorite TV shows with 3.5 wishes!
You can go back in time and erase from the fabric of TV history THREE individual episodes of any TV show you want! The rest of the series(es) will not be altered. What do you choose?
1. BSG - Black Market
Do I even need to explain this one? Worst episode of anything ever. I just wished it would end…
2. Angel – Lonely Hearts
I just don’t like that episode. I wish it could have been skipped and they’d have introduced Kate differently. It’s just a lot worse that the entire rest of the season.
3. Angel – the cautionary tale of numero chico
God how I hate that episode of Angel. Again, it’s one of those episodes that is just so much worse than the entire rest of the otherwise brilliant season. The mask was stupid, the flashbacks were unnecessary and the plot was just a bad idea. Take it away!
You can go back in time and revive ONE unfairly cancelled television show and return it to the annals of TV history!* *CHOOSE WISELY, because if you attempt to revive more than one show, the wish will backfire and you'll instead be treated to a whole bunch of crappy made-for-TV "reunion" movies full of replacement actors.
Firefly. Need I say more?
LIFE AND DEATH! You can now bring ONE character back from the dead... and, to restore the balance, you must also kill off a character! They don't have to be from the same fandom.
Ben from Dark Angel. He could have just gone around being this totally mental, crazy superhuman. It would have been awesome. Plus, extra Jensen-time!
Oh, and I’d kill of Lois Lane from Smallville. Yeah, that’s right, just die bitch, die!
Bonus tradeoff: you can delete a single scene, relationship pairing or plot arc from any series that gave you hives... AND you can plug in any one [scene, pairing, plot arc] that you never got to see!
No Dee/Lee. I never liked them together anyway. Take her away!
Happy threesome between Gunn/Fred/Wesley. I mean, they’d all be happier together right? Instead of Wesley being all snappy the turtle, and Gunn and Fred being all cautiously happy together.
Second meme:
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner who pays?
We split the bill (I always split the bill)
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.
I feel like the question is missing here…is it where I flee to? Or what my alias would be? If the second one: Catalina da Silva or Cecilia Killmaster (because Killmaster is the coolest last name in the entire world)
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Masturbating into a banana peel (see weeds if you don’t get it) or getting a blowjob
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo. This shouldn’t be a question…
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
I always wanted that pretty yellow silk dress I once saw in a store, but I think I got all the toys I wanted, no, wait, I wanted a bb gun.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
Jensen Ackles, Christina Ricci, Jude Law
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
being abusive
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
One scene in Shortbus really freaked me out…but I scare easily.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Don’t remember, there’s so many. I think my favourite would be the lovely sentence said to an 18 year old: “But of course you’ll get in to this club, you’re balding already!” I like to place my foot in my mouth…
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Sushi, chocolate, ice cream, pizza, soft nummy cakes, curry, those onion-thingies Aksel makes, chocolate cake, and peas.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I’ve never read Dostoevsky.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Cuba again
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
climb mountains in Himalaya
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Who wouldn’t want a wombat?
16. A drug you'll never try?
cocaine, I’ve even been offered and said no.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
A cat, lazy and awesome
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Kim
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I like to write stuff
20. First celebrity crush?
Michael J. Fox in Back to the future, or Christina Ricci in Addams Family (don’t know which one I saw first)
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
I don’t know; a spatula?
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
rolls
24. Favorite parody movie?
Another gay movie
25. Worst way to die?
being poured boiling water over until I die. Or burned alive
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I’ve seen nasty scars, but the worst injury I’ve ever seen is my own hole in the head.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
see last question.
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
um, we don’t have it. I’m from Norway.
29. Sport you hate the most?
skiing, not when I do it, when it’s on tv and everybody else is watching (not paying attention to me)
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
San Francisco!
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
music and guitar playing
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Actor: Rigth now it’s Jensen Ackles, but I always love Steve Buscimi (or how you spell his name?)
Actress: Scarlett Johansen and Christina Ricci
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Are you okay? (If it looks like I’m not okay, why ask?)
34. What makes an awesome party?
alcohol
35. What's your favorite material obsession?
shoes!
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
"you’re promiscuous"
37. Favorite kind of dog?
I don’t like dogs
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
cotton candy
39. Morning or night person?
night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
drinking on week days
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
I don't buy stuff on ebay, or, I bought a pair of shoes there once
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
pizza or shawarma
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Probably either playing rpgs, watching movies, sleeping, having sex or still out on the town.
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Aina, she never tires…or Martin when he’s ninja-martin
45.Worst job you've ever had?
I think it might be this one…
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
My general health
47. Favorite cereal?
not my thing
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Anita Blake –Vampire hunter (I like them even though they’re trashy)
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I stole holy water from a church…
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I think the time me, aksel and marthe went as a water molecule. I was the Oxygen…
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