On smoking and quitting

Why is it that when you really want a cigarette, but have forgotten your lighter, there aren't any smokers around ever, while when you really want to quit all the smokers in the entire world flocks around you and starts smoking their deliciously poisonous sticks? I'm listening to the radio while I'm working today and guess what: Radiorespesjonen are going to talk about smoking and test different types of cigarettes today.

I hate quitting.