Olso City robbers

Breaking news right now is that there was an attempted robbery of a convenience store in Oslo City Center this morning. The masked robbers were armed with machine guns, baseball bats and knives, and are now chased through the city by cops with dogs and helicopters. The robbers were interrupted and did not get anything from the store.

Who could be brave/barsk enough to stop these robbers you ask? Well, it was the cleaner of the store that interrupted them in the attempt.

Let's go over that again: 4 robbers, armed with machine guns, baseball bats and knives were chased off by a lone washing lady armed with a mop. Do you guys know what this means? Steven Seagal lives in Oslo. I mean, don't tell me an ordinary washing lady could do that? S/he'd have to be ex-navy seal at least. My very politically uncorrect guess is that Norway, true to form, have taken in a refugee who's a trained ex-soldier, probably with an ph.d. in something awesome, and refused to acknowledge his/her education. Thus s/he, one of the great minds of today and an expert fighter, has to work as a washing lady for a convenience store. Finally, his/her moment is here and s/he got to save the store armed only with a mop against a rather small horde of armed robbers. I hope s/he makes employee of the month.