So many gay guys not enough fag hags!

Was what aj_stalin sang as we walked home (impressive neh?) from town yesterday. The night started with me playing Warhammer fantasy rpg at Kaisa's, a session that, for a hack 'n slash campaign, suddenly turned quite intense. I pushed the others to slaughter 12 people that had done nothing more than been pushed out of their villages because they had deformaties. I believed that that made them evil, even though it was quite clear that they weren't, but if they weren't evil now, they would become evil, I thought. And so, four of our characters slaughtered them (they didn't even fight back, they just sat there, stunned, scared and sad) whilst the last character refused to be part of it and looked the other way. My heart still kinda hurts just for thinking about it. Awful and yet brilliant!

Then, I met up with aj_stalin and went out to some horribly trendy place named something that sounds almost like hanisamikaco or something like that. It was three to twelve so when the doorman said it cost 8 dollars to get in before 12 and 16 dollars after twelve we ran inside and paid. Then we noticed they only played trance and the decor made the bar look like a copy of the bar in the second episode of Angel season one. Now we were stuck there however, we quickly checked out the interior and it became immediately obvious that all the pretty people inside liked guys. The place was swarming with trendy gay guys and trendy straight girls. So, we did the only natural thing: We realized that there was no hope for us of getting any and decided this gave us the opportunity of dancing crazily the entire night. We danced the this-floor-is-so-sticky-my-feet-can't-get-loose-dance, the zombie dance, the I'm-gonna-kill-you-aina-because-you-mock-me-because-the-cute-guy-I-dibbed-is-gay-dance, the I'm-a-mime-and-locking-you-in-a-box-dance, the our-arms-decide-where-the-body-goes-dance and so forth and so on. And the ironic part? When we went crazy we kept getting hit on! Which is nice even though we weren't interested in the guys into us.

After dancing non-stop from 12 to 2 however, we wanted to move on. We got out coats and walked out screaming singing "We're blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air. UNITED!" We tried calling other people who might be out, but noone were (traitors all of you!) so we walked home. Now, you must be impressed right? I mean, we walked for about an hour uphill after dancing non-stop for two hours! Good work out and great fun at the same time. Best night of the year! I've got some pictures of us dancing like crazy, but I'm not gonna spend loads of time transferring them over here, because I have to clean this place up and eat something...