The day mutant man overslept

That´s right, you heard me. The man who keeps going to every job interview I´ve had these past six months must have been ill yesterday, because I got the job! You are now reading the posts of Martine, actually employed for more than six months in awsome office with her own office, computer and telephone. Oh, and yeah, we´ve got a free gym so we can work out, and a yoga instructor and everything. Oh, and I make about 3400 dollars a month, which is actually really good for me! Hurray!

*dancing the dance of victory*

*singsongy voice*
You thought you had me,
turns out you didn´t,
know why I beat you?
Cause you´re a lametard
(Fuck you, mutant man)