The norwegian soup-nazi

I had nothing to do yesterday but to hang around reading till my band practice, so I decided to go to a bakery I'd walked past quite a few times and there I found: the soup nazi. Although not armenian, but french, he managed to inhibit all the other qualities of Seinfeld's soup-nazi. Never before have I seen a line so ordered inside a bakery, neither have I seen a guy so obviously hostile to the idea of customers. He even threw out the woman in line before me for speaking on a cell phone when it was her time to order. I was scared but fascinated. When I drank the coffee I also realized that the taste was worth the verbal abuse. Wow, Seinfeld in real life.

Updating webpages

This is something I haven't done before, but as always assured of my own expert skills I of course said that I could do it. This, I now know, is not true. I have no idea of how to update a webpage. I tried to upload a picture, since I'm working with raw html I figured at least I'd understand what I was doing, but instead I realized that I no longer understand how to ad a picture to livejournal either. Turns out I'm hopeless at anything that has to do with computer stuff. Now I know it is possible to get pictures out on the net, but I cannot manage to do it. In addition it turns out that my computer doesn't have those .html or .doc ends on my documents, thus making it impossible to change the webpage at all. Can anybody please help me?