Great accomplishments

I am so fed up with staring at this computer. It feels like todays big accomplishment so far is spilling ashes onto my keyboard. I keep sitting down to write my biggest historical work so far, and instead end up writing endless mails to people. No, wait, I just made todays great accomplishment: I swallowed ashes from my sigaret butts. Thank you world. My nose is running.

I hate writers block. I'm now sure: I need a break. Half a year away should do it. Does any of you guys know what to do if you want to take half a year's break from studying, but don't want to have to make down payments on your student loan?