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I think I just did it, I think I finally saw something I will not recover from. The shock and horror still grips me as I'm writing this to you, giving you this fair warning: Do not start working in a porn store. Forget everything I've ever told you about nice coworkers and slack hours, what I'm about to tell you calls all that into question. Why, oh why should you not work in a porn store, you might ask yourselves. Well, because you might encounter the faulest porno known to man, or at least known to Martine. I mean, is it just me or can we all agree that if it is one pop-cultural figure that should not be portrayed in a porno its IT? The clown with the icky hands that likes to scare children to death and then eat their souls, and somebody thought: Hey lets make a porno staring this guy??? Oh God!

To all you fellow nerds out there...

Hah! I told them they were wrong when they tried sorting me into Gryffindor, and lo and behold: I was proven right.



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