The first dazzling theory...

is not very dazzling, but I'm sure I will amaze you all by showing you how my mind works (my logic does not resemble your earth logic) when I'm less tired.

I'm a student, queer, fetishmodel, politician, feminist, larper, roleplayer, knowitall. I'm sure I will be charming to talk to so please go ahead...

Until I start posting anything interesting, you can visit my meager accomplishments on the world wide web...

To see my dazzling theory on collective larping, go to http://www.collective-larp.tk

To see my fetish photo's go to http://www.fetishdivas.no/gml/galleri/thumbnails.php?album=41

Here are the larps I'm going to this summer:

Once upon a time: http://western.laiv.org

Moira: http://weaver.mine.nu/moira/

Enhetsfronten: http://home.no/frosken/events/enhetsfronten/

So long suckers

Life in a porn store

I realize that I've learned more than I ever wanted to know about the Norwegian population's sexual drive from working in a porn store, not to mention that I've gotten a frightful amount of information about porno. But today, whilst I was trying to sort out two boxes of new pornflicks, a couple came into the store. Now, I'm used to a lot of weird stuff where I work: People who are frightfully happy in hope of not seeming embarrassed, embarrassed couples, scary angry customers, but prior to today I had yet to meet the "blatantly obvious that even though we have placed ourselves in a sexual position in a public place, we are using it to get attention and not because it is sexy"-couple. The were perhaps 20 years old, very much goth, and very much aware of how difficult it is to act normally around people who are literally on a leash. Now I have nothing against people who wish to express their sexuality in a public forum, even though I have difficulties dealing with it, but the "blatantly obvious that even though we have placed ourselves in a sexual position in a public place, we are using it to get attention and not because it is sexy"-couple did not choose to do this because it turned them on, but because, as priorly mentioned, they wanted to get attention. Now, I'm not going to say anything against people who use violently obvious methods of getting attention, I do however balk when they use me as a tool. The leash-holder turned to me and promply said: "I need bondage-tape 'cause this girl is getting tied up", and then led her around the store as if he was on display. Then he told me how she had a tendency to bite. Now how can I say this clearly: I do not need to know, I do not want to know and most importantly I refuse to blush in front of strangers.

Is it so that people feel that it is okay to introduce me to their sexuality because I work in a porn store? or is it just that people like these need to see people get embarrassed and flustered? I hate it when I don't know what to say, and this situastion was definitely one of those. It included a lot of nodding and smiling and silent cursing. Some days the money is not worth the hassel at my work...maybe if I grew a mean-streak I could use it to get back at people like that by saying stuff like: If you are afraid that noone will notice you if you do not have a leash on your girlfriend you can relax, because your flabby appearance is impossible to miss...

Juli og marthe kjeder seg

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