Do you ever have those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and suddenly realize your entire outfit is a complete failure? I had one of those today. I was looking good at work: my hair accidentally stylishly messy, my baggy 90s pants hanging from my hips and my sweater understatedly showing off my tits. And then I got home, had sex, took a shower and decided to put on comfy clothes before bed. Tha-ta: instant failure. I put on a comfy shirt and a long, dark blue skirt (no bra). Happily walking around, the boyfriend not mentioning my outfit at all, I suddenly look in the mirror and see that I've gained about 500lbs, my tits seem to be sagging down to my stomach and my hips have magically disappeared, mostly because my tummy seems to have grown outrageously.

This needs to be remedied. Only problem is, I don't even know where to start looking for sexy yet comfortable clothes. Somebody has to help me here. Help flist?
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