Christmas trees and stupid colds

[martinemonster]

So, I went to work today, and realized that my bosses very flattering and a little desperate text message saying they needed me had convinced me to come back to work when in fact I am still sick. So it feels like I´m floating slightly above my chair instead of sitting in it, and writing this takes a surprisingly long time. Sucky. But at least I get paid and can quell my bad concience for staying away one day.

On a different an more exciting note: I need a child! That is, not an actual child, just for one day. I can interest the world with an invitation to a christmas gathering for customers to the allers-group. Free food, gløgg and ponyrides for the children and a christmas tree to bring home after. I need that christmas tree! So, anyone up for going with me? Martin? Aina? Marthe? Anyone with kids cause I think they love us more if we bring children. On the other hand, if we can´t scroungch up any, we´ll just go anyways. Marthe: are you interested in bringing your foster kids with you?

Comments

[gasolinebreath.livejournal.com]

how weird..
I was just thinking i should convince my best friend to have a baby so that we can get lots of money...
see when you have a baby here you get a government 'baby bonus' of $3000
haha...
seems we both need kids

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

So, Junior, you wanna hear the story of how you were born? You see, daddy really needed some beer money...

[gasolinebreath.livejournal.com]

no.. no.. my parents loved each other.. they really did

*sees parents divorce papars lying around*

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

'Tis a tale of woe, it is.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

or: you see, mommy really really wanted a free christmas tree...

[mirazandar.livejournal.com]

don'tyou have a fake belly left from some larp? That'd give you sympathetic looks from lots of people

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I do. But I think actual kids would help more. Loved your answer to the meme thingie! :) (degree = grad)

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

(martine said from martin's computer...)

[mirazandar.livejournal.com]

now of course I don't remember anything, but I bet i'll get results after a while :P

MEnneh. vet jo at degree betydde grad, men jeg vet jo både at det var historie, kvinnehistorie og ugiffte mødre. Regner med at ett av de gjelds
:P

selv om jeg ikke skjønte hva du lette etter

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Men marthe, du har jo en bachelorgrad i historie, og det har jeg og...

Venter og ser om fler svarer, så kommer resultatene i morgen...

[mirazandar.livejournal.com]

kunne fortsatt ha betydd hva du skrev dem om.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Um, okay da...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or you could get one really quick. Use part of the money to go to Norway with the baby and I could get my christmas tree. See, we both get what we want and I don´t get stuck with an actual baby!

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

Using children for personal gain... How very Bender-ish of you. :)

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

I know! You got any?

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Selling children as livestock, misrepresenting weight of livestocck... You say benderish as if it's a bad thing.