Marriage

[martinemonster]

It seems like people are getting married all over the place this summer, and I've yet to get invited to anything barring a drunken invitation to the wedding of a guy I once fucked, but until I see that invitation in writing, I'm not counting on it. It makes me feel a bit cheated. So if you're getting married, won't you invite me? I promise not to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake, and I will bring a present and wear a pretty dress.

Comments

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sucks man. Couldn't she just change brands?

Anyways, it's probably for the best.

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* it's in the past