Marriage

[martinemonster]

It seems like people are getting married all over the place this summer, and I've yet to get invited to anything barring a drunken invitation to the wedding of a guy I once fucked, but until I see that invitation in writing, I'm not counting on it. It makes me feel a bit cheated. So if you're getting married, won't you invite me? I promise not to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake, and I will bring a present and wear a pretty dress.

Comments

[gypsyboots.livejournal.com]

Ha, I've never even been to a wedding! Been to about 10 funerals, but never a wedding.

[dream20.livejournal.com]

If I ever get married, you'll make the guest list.

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

You're totally invited to my next wedding. Mind you, I'll never marry again. But it's the thought that counts, innit?

[dm-hpcrazy.livejournal.com]

i will invite youuuuu - you just have to whichever country i am getting married in :D

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

And I promise to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake. But I will bring pressies and wear pretty, however not too pretty dresses.