Marriage

[martinemonster]

It seems like people are getting married all over the place this summer, and I've yet to get invited to anything barring a drunken invitation to the wedding of a guy I once fucked, but until I see that invitation in writing, I'm not counting on it. It makes me feel a bit cheated. So if you're getting married, won't you invite me? I promise not to get uncharmingly drunk and barf on the cake, and I will bring a present and wear a pretty dress.

Comments

[gypsyboots.livejournal.com]

Ha, I've never even been to a wedding! Been to about 10 funerals, but never a wedding.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Weddings are a lot more fun, trust me. There's alcohol and dancing and people desperate to get laid.

[gypsyboots.livejournal.com]

Hence why I'll probably never get invited to one! People know far too well what I get like when there's free alcohol and men involved XD

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Ass...maybe that's my problem too? (Or maybe it's just that almost all my friends are single right now)