9 seasons! That's right bitch!

[martinemonster]

I overslept again...good side: I sleep really well these days and wake up rested and have awesome dreams. Downside: I don't feel like going to school when I won't be there before 12. Oh well, I can study from home today. Tomorrow I actually have a meeting at 9. Will probably manage to get me up...

In other news, I've just started a new rpg campaign with sortkatt, aj_stalin and Eivind. It's cyberpunk, and it's not hack'n slash. I'm so pleased! Already in love with my character (a 15 year old hispanic girl who sells drugs and live on the streets). This is going to be awesome.

Your Score: 9 Seasons

( 61 Costs, 86 Reception, and 53 Cult Appeal )

You are a rare phenomenon. You are the expensive show with a healthy cult appeal that still somehow managed to be a ratings smash. You are living proof that sometimes, all the planets can align in the right order. Although FOX would prefer something cheaper to produce, they're more than willing to make the investment for the returns you offer and the inevitable impending cash flow from your merchandise. You live a full life of nine seasons and retire confidently, knowing that you have secured a high place in the history of television.

Link: The When Will FOX Cancel You? Test written by hashtable on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Comments

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

So jealous. S'bin a while since my last great cyberpunk session...
Can we try to get one running/revive one of the old ones next year?
Turns out no one here are into RPG's. Neither kind of rpgs.

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that you made us pay for the repairs to your arm that was only necessary because you do drugs. Junkie skank!

I would have been a much better show than you, but I still only got 9 seasons:
You scored higher than 37% on Costs
You scored higher than 95% on Reception
You scored higher than 65% on Cult Appeal
Unfair!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

I'm totally in! But only if you promise we can play the last session of Feng Shui first...I still wanna find out how it ends!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Bah, my added cost means I get to have better special effects than you! So there...

I'm not a junkie skank! I mean, I'm not a junkie...or, not a skank...or...oh crap...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

And I love you guys for saving my life and all...just so you know. I'll totally pay you back! You know I'm good for it.

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

I have better reception _and_ higher cult appeal. The lower cost comes mainly from the fact that we do not give plastic surgery to all our actors. And that we, instead hiring stuntpeople have our actors do everything themselves.

Also, our show is so popular that our actors hardly need pay: they get so much exposure that they make more than enough from advertising.

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you had forgotten, ot that you were content to spend your lives wondering... But hey, since you blackmail so nicely.

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

But having secrets and fucking your friends over are important parts of the cyberpunk experience...
It's not a good session unless you sell at least one partymember out to cops/into slavery/as parts for some then extremely good reason.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Bah, the higher ratings probably only come because you have more easily-accesible jokes and less intelligent plotlines.

And you're actors keep telling themselves that, while my actors are happy with their pay level...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Swe-he-he-eet!

Besides, if my blackmailing charms weren't enough, I think Aina would kill you if she didn't get to play the last episode...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Hush! Don't give him ideas now! We're in no position to fuck each other over...he now knows where I hide my stash! *frown*

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Of course, I do love death threats... Maybe I should play half the last episode, then run away somewhere?
Or maybe I should just scrap my current plan and have everyone (the villains included) catch ebola in the jungle?
Btw. does this mean you've got your computer back from the shop?

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying...
And have you looked at the pricelist for scavenged organs? Big moolah, at least if you manage to get a complete set...

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

's cool, sis. I know you'd do the same for me.

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

Eh, vato! cut her some slack man! she was dying!

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

My actors get killed in "stunt accidents" if they complain, which further lowers the special effects budget.

And my show have a much hight cult appeal too, so I don't buy your accusations of less intelligent plotlines or whatever.

I think it's just better. Better written, smarter, funnier, with better directing and better actors.

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

But then who would protect me from the big scary... Hey, wait, I'm the only one doing any protecting anyways...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Hah! It's never coming back...no, I'm using Eivind's...

And don't you dare...I'm tired of these bsg-like tendencies in my life. You don't get to go there!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

*hairy eyeball*

We don't do that kind of things to our roommates...that's the sorta thing reserved for people with empathy 2 (not 3 like Jens. Oh no, empathy 3 means you're a fluffy bunny. That's right)

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

You know it! *kisses*

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, somehow weirdos always seem to like those low-budget shows with crap acting... *meaningful stare* *cough*Farscape*cough*

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

No no no...you're looking at this all wrong. I'm the one with all the contacts. Sell my organs and you can steal all you want and still not get any money...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare...I'm the one with all the contacts. Sell my organs and you can steal all you want and still not get any money!

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

No one likes farscape. Apart from that cute facist chick. She is cool. The rest of the show is bloody horrible.

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

So he won't actually harvest you in your sleep, merely wait 'till you're hurt and carve you up rather than bring you to the hospital. Good to know.

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Also, no one can protect you from the big scary. You can run, but not very far. You can hide, but not for long. Big Black has ninjas, Militech has orbital artillery and they've all got you surveilled at this very moment.

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Nevnte jeg iconlove? Likte Lee som nedkjørt og stakkarslig...

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "big scary chick in the next building that wants to have sex with me", but if you say so...

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

Don't put those ideas into her head. Now it will be much more difficult! Gargh!

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

I'm just running a public information service. But just to balance things out, she is taking a larger cut than she says she is, planning to sell you blacklace disguised as nic-stix and is keeping a journal of dirt on you for when she finds a buyer for it...

[45hasle.livejournal.com]

Well, she's also got you under surveillance. Just like a pedophile Santa really. She sees you when you're sleeping...

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Um, people keep recommending it to me, so it sure has a fan base...much like your show!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Jeg og!!! :)

Hvis vi venter til du er hjemme igjen, er du med på å se bsg fra begynnelsen av?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

I'm watching you *hairy eyeball*

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Hey? Do you want some shit? Do you want SOME SHIT VATO?

Plus, I'm not keeping a journal of dirt on him. Ain't noone gonna wanna buy that...if so, I'll just make some shit up esse!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Oh great, now I'm not gonna be able to sleep at all...nevermind the giant bugs, we've got a pedophile santa...scary shit esse...

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

Jeg forlanger å få delta!

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

You are being silly. If anyone recommend that crap to you, it's your own fault for keeping in touch with stupid people.

My show is great. And, as we have already seen, much, much better than yours.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Fett nok. Aina har aldri fått sett det, Eivind har det. Jeg lukter marathon!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no...still not buying it. My show is way superior!

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

You are going for the "less people like it, therefore it must be better"-argument. This argument is flawed. If you cannot see this yourself, your intellect is obviously too small to comprehend basic facts, such as the following: My show is better than yours.
Thus further discussion is pointless.

I however, believe you do comprehend, but refuse to accept the obvious result of this comprehension, because these results forces you to face truths you do not like (My show is better than yours). This shows that you are a prime candidate for religion. I think I know someone who knows a creationist, would you like me to put you in touch so that you could hang around with closed eyes and your fingers in your ears together?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

*strikes with the mighty fist of the martinemonster*

How dare you compare me to the creationists?!

Do you know any mormons? I'm going through a mormon fase right now...

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

Mormons? Let me guess... for the threesomes?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

No, for the pod-people factor. It's like you don't know me at all...

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

If that's the case, who's fault is it? Hmm? Not mine, I can tell you that!

But nevermind that. Have I ever told you about the older kids whose nose I headbutted and broke when i was 8? He was a mormon. I'm sure I can contact him if you are interested?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, do it, do it! Unless of course you think he might have grown into a big man who could kick your ass?

[sortkatt.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. No one can kick my ass.