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martinemonster ([personal profile] martinemonster) wrote2006-06-10 02:05 pm
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I shed my illusions and reach enlightenment

I just realized that I was in fact prejudice against men. I have no illusions about men, I believe that no matter how gross a porno, somewhere in this world a man is willing to buy it. But today, when this sweet little girl came in and bought four pornos with old ladies and anal sex (yes old ladies getting it in the ass) I was actually shocked. And that's when I realized that no matter how disillusioned I thought I was with humankind, my disillusioness was with the male half of humankind. Luckily for me this situation is now remedied and I no longer harbor any illusions whatsoever. I honestly believe that if I walk down the street and notice you, the odds are good that you get turned on by jerking off into a bowl full of live insects. Because that's the kind of world we live in.

Re: Women are evil

[identity profile] kurosama.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
bah never mind I was just in a bad mood and and generaly talking crap in the "female disillusion" theme. Any sane and enlightend person would ofc see that both genders are just as bad or good just simply in diffrent ways. the majority of men probably watch pr0n of all sorts, but what do women do to get off on? Thats where you chicks can fill in the blanks, but im not realy sure I want to know as I like my nice illusion about girls not realy being all that bad and cause ive got the feeling the truth would churn my stomach.

Re: Women are evil

[identity profile] akselwestlund.livejournal.com 2006-06-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
What do women get off on?

Draco taking Harry up the ass. With variations.
Sometimes it's Faramir getting all brotherl-love in the wrong way with Boromir. Or Frodo and the Watcher in the Water. Or *shudder* Lucius and Draco Malfoy.

I could go on like this forever...

Re: Women are evil

[identity profile] martinemonster.livejournal.com 2006-06-14 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, personally I'd take a good beating rather than slander any day, but hey, maybe that's just me...

But I think I already answered your question. Women like to see older women getting it up the ass. Or of course Jayne, Mal and Simon strangling the bishop together.