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martinemonster) wrote2006-06-10 02:05 pm
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I shed my illusions and reach enlightenment
I just realized that I was in fact prejudice against men. I have no illusions about men, I believe that no matter how gross a porno, somewhere in this world a man is willing to buy it. But today, when this sweet little girl came in and bought four pornos with old ladies and anal sex (yes old ladies getting it in the ass) I was actually shocked. And that's when I realized that no matter how disillusioned I thought I was with humankind, my disillusioness was with the male half of humankind. Luckily for me this situation is now remedied and I no longer harbor any illusions whatsoever. I honestly believe that if I walk down the street and notice you, the odds are good that you get turned on by jerking off into a bowl full of live insects. Because that's the kind of world we live in.
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I liked that illusion! I liked pretending that the onlys grossness girls engage in is vivid stories of Luicius Malfoy taking Harry up the ass. My world is in ruins.
Curse you!
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Now imagine that the next person you meet on the street secretly harbors desires of that sort.
*shudder*
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Women are evil
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Draco taking Harry up the ass. With variations.
Sometimes it's Faramir getting all brotherl-love in the wrong way with Boromir. Or Frodo and the Watcher in the Water. Or *shudder* Lucius and Draco Malfoy.
I could go on like this forever...
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But I think I already answered your question. Women like to see older women getting it up the ass. Or of course Jayne, Mal and Simon strangling the bishop together.