I shed my illusions and reach enlightenment

[martinemonster]

I just realized that I was in fact prejudice against men. I have no illusions about men, I believe that no matter how gross a porno, somewhere in this world a man is willing to buy it. But today, when this sweet little girl came in and bought four pornos with old ladies and anal sex (yes old ladies getting it in the ass) I was actually shocked. And that's when I realized that no matter how disillusioned I thought I was with humankind, my disillusioness was with the male half of humankind. Luckily for me this situation is now remedied and I no longer harbor any illusions whatsoever. I honestly believe that if I walk down the street and notice you, the odds are good that you get turned on by jerking off into a bowl full of live insects. Because that's the kind of world we live in.

Comments

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

Yuck.

I liked that illusion! I liked pretending that the onlys grossness girls engage in is vivid stories of Luicius Malfoy taking Harry up the ass. My world is in ruins.

Curse you!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Ah, at least I brought you all down with me! Hah! I feel better now... ;)

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

Bastard.

[purpl-haze.livejournal.com]

ew old ladies? thatz just wrong!!

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

Wrong indeed.

Now imagine that the next person you meet on the street secretly harbors desires of that sort.

*shudder*

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

I know...turns out everybody else in this world is just twisted...maybe I have something horrible in store for myself as well, I just don't know it yet...or maybe i'm the only sane person in an insane world of sexual debauchery. Oh well. ;)

[mirazandar.livejournal.com]

Whatever "not really sexual" thing one can think about is being masturbated to in japan right now. And obviously in norway. Oh well. I don't seem to get shocked so easily

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Bah! Jaded little girl! ;)

Women are evil

[kurosama.livejournal.com]

Women are so evil compared to men,yet such things of amazing beauty... you woudnt belive it from a female point of view but, yes women make men look like menial cutpurses when its about certain things, its pure pure evil I tell you. I wont change my point of view until I am proven wrong. And no, I am not exactly holding my breath ^^^;; Probably a very insensitive thing of me to say, but its the truth. Im guessing I'm about 3ms seconds away from getting snapped at for saying this but that would just prove my point now woudnt it. If women are faced with the truth theyd rather just bury you in 10 mins of inane bullshit "I feel hurt" talk than to admin the criticsism is actualy quite accurate.

Re: Women are evil

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

What huh hmmm hæ? Where did this come from?

Re: Women are evil

[kurosama.livejournal.com]

bah never mind I was just in a bad mood and and generaly talking crap in the "female disillusion" theme. Any sane and enlightend person would ofc see that both genders are just as bad or good just simply in diffrent ways. the majority of men probably watch pr0n of all sorts, but what do women do to get off on? Thats where you chicks can fill in the blanks, but im not realy sure I want to know as I like my nice illusion about girls not realy being all that bad and cause ive got the feeling the truth would churn my stomach.

Re: Women are evil

[akselwestlund.livejournal.com]

What do women get off on?

Draco taking Harry up the ass. With variations.
Sometimes it's Faramir getting all brotherl-love in the wrong way with Boromir. Or Frodo and the Watcher in the Water. Or *shudder* Lucius and Draco Malfoy.

I could go on like this forever...

Re: Women are evil

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Well, personally I'd take a good beating rather than slander any day, but hey, maybe that's just me...

But I think I already answered your question. Women like to see older women getting it up the ass. Or of course Jayne, Mal and Simon strangling the bishop together.