Here I am. Brain the size of a planet...

[martinemonster]

I'm at school, printing out stuff for my scientific assistant job and suddenly it hit me: In less than half an hour I'll have to admit to one of the most influential people in the entire history department that I have no idea what I'm doing with my own work. I'm having a bit of trouble breathing right now.




Iiiip.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The first step on the path to wisdom is admitting you know nothing. Right?

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Yup, apparently it is. It went well...

[3ff3ct3r.livejournal.com]

agh.

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

The trick is to breathe out before you draw another breath. Trust me, works like a dream. And don't smoke.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

How's that not-smoking-thing working for you so far?

[aj-stalin.livejournal.com]

Well, uI find myself unconciously sucking on everything. It's weird. Other than that I watched te things I hate about you yesterday, where noneother than Heath Ledger walked aro barelt dressed with cute hair and a cigarette in the corer of his mouth. It was hard. I wear, I was this close to running out to buy cigaretes. But I didn't. Cuz I'm Awesome!

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Also, apparently it makes you unable to spell stuff...

[(Anonymous)]

No one knows anything at all, it's illusion. Only thing standing between you and knowledge is sense of reality.

[martinemonster.livejournal.com]

Okay? But how does that help?

[(Anonymous)]

I think the point of senseless truisms is that they don't.