night&day: Sounds clever. Must consider getting those.

Taxes: Taxes are withheld from your salary by your employer,not drawn from your account. (Yes, I'm slightly pedantic here, but I _do_ work in accounting, you know (kill me now!))

Expensiveness: Yup. I've prioritized toy guns and food for a while. Wants new lenses now.

Evil laughter: Aha! I knew it! You're evil too! *pats jacket to make sure anti-evil kit is still in place*