- I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to come with us. - What, but, but why? My plane leaves in half an hour. - We suspect you are carrying weaponized guilt with you, and we cannot allow you to board your plane before we are certain you are not. - What do you mean, weaponized guilt? That's the silliest thing I've heard in ages! You can't just come here and accuse me of such nonsensical... nonsense! I have to get home to my family before Christmas, my dear old mum is really weak, I'm afraid this is the last Christmas she's with us and... - He's using it! GET HIM!
[The closest TSA guy kick the traveller in the knees while everyone draws their sidearms. A really big guy places his knee in the back of the now collapsed travellers back and starts putting plastic handcuffs on him)
- That was really stupid of you. Attacking public servants with weaponized guilt, carries a minimum sentence of 20 years. Not to mention the beatings we are going to administer on the back room. - Arkh.
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- What, but, but why? My plane leaves in half an hour.
- We suspect you are carrying weaponized guilt with you, and we cannot allow you to board your plane before we are certain you are not.
- What do you mean, weaponized guilt? That's the silliest thing I've heard in ages! You can't just come here and accuse me of such nonsensical... nonsense! I have to get home to my family before Christmas, my dear old mum is really weak, I'm afraid this is the last Christmas she's with us and...
- He's using it! GET HIM!
[The closest TSA guy kick the traveller in the knees while everyone draws their sidearms. A really big guy places his knee in the back of the now collapsed travellers back and starts putting plastic handcuffs on him)
- That was really stupid of you. Attacking public servants with weaponized guilt, carries a minimum sentence of 20 years. Not to mention the beatings we are going to administer on the back room.
- Arkh.