Hah! They tried to keep me out, but after I kidnapped a security guard and held him at gun point, they let me in. Or, actually, I ran across the border with him, hijacked a car and still have him locked in the trunk. I should be fine as long as they don't find me.

Scratch that. Of course I got in okay...I mean, hey, hahaha...you know I'm joking, right? *smiling wildly, looking over my shoulder, looking for cops*